Yes, I Don't Have Dad's Key

featuring Mom 2.0

Jeff:  We're blocked in by Dad's van, and we can't find his keys.  Do you have a spare?

Mom 2.0: No.

Me:  You don't have a spare key to his van on your key chain?

Mom 2.0:  No.
::Heads toward Dad's room.::

Jeff & Me:  No, no, don't go in there!  You'll wake him up. We'll just take your car.

Mom 2.0:  I'm not going to wake him up, I'm just going to go in there and look for the keys.

::This means she will absolutely wake him up.::

Jeff:  Please don't go in there, it's fine, we don't need his keys. How can you not have a spare?

::She ignores us. Tries door handle. It's locked.::

Mom 2.0:  It's locked...  I have a spare key.  I'll go get it.

If you Doodle a Downs Kid...

featuring Dad

Dad:  If you doodle a downs kid, be generous with the forehead.



::5 minutes later::

Dad:  For the record, I love kids with downs syndrome. They are the sweetest, happiest kids alive.